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Gape
Queen
"There is an old saying: A champion is someone who is willing to be uncomfortable."
- Pat Summitt
Giant Onion Lady
"Let's get you into a house you're gonna love!"
Y'all ready to have a
Baja Blast?
Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top
Down in the Tennessee hills
Ain't no smoggy smoke on Rocky Top
Ain't no telephone bills
Once I had a girl on Rocky Top
Half bear, other half cat
Wild as a mink, but sweet as soda pop
I still dream about that
AMERICA'S LEAST
WANTED
Aliases: Vidalia, VAG4short, Onion Lady
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